Once I hit Down Page a dozen times with no end in sight, I got curious about just how big this piece of dung was, in addition to being stupid. I did copy and past the entire screed into Word, which gave me the instant word count. For comparison, a standard editorial commentary is 700 words, so this was like 16 editorials.
I got in before the well-deserved zot. I still feel funny about having an undead thread “in my honor,” so to speak....
LOL, don’t sweat it, your demolished finger will be enshrined due to the public service it rendered on the last day of existence.
Though with the right coffee it may be good as new.
I may happen to know of said coffee.