Propane by Pinkard and Bowden (sung to the tune of ‘Cocaine’)
If you wanna get warm
When you’re down on the farm
Propane
If you live in the sticks
And your income is fixed
Propane
[refrain]
Its so high, its so high, its so high
Propane
When your grandma gets old
You can’t let her get cold
Propane
When your cousin, she’s hot
But your fingers are not
Propane
[refrain]
When your tank’s out of gas
And you’re freezing your a@@
Propane
When you’re sure that you’re f——d
Here comes that big ol’ truck
Propane
*applause*
Is that a dfwgator original?