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"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused." Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation
The Smoking Gun ^ | August 10, 2011 | Staff

Posted on 10/11/2011 5:59:25 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad

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To: Slings and Arrows
That explains why his pants were marked down.

Half off!

21 posted on 10/11/2011 12:04:12 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: humblegunner

*rimshot*


22 posted on 10/11/2011 12:09:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He could be a Wal-Mart greeter

Is that a price gun in your pocket..or you just happy to see me??


23 posted on 10/11/2011 4:59:27 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: wyokostur

Very, very happy.


24 posted on 10/11/2011 5:12:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Clearly he’s confused about the concept of a “Red Light Special.”


25 posted on 10/11/2011 5:14:36 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

‘Prices slashed’ ... be very afraid.


26 posted on 10/11/2011 5:19:29 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

clean up on aisle sex!


27 posted on 10/11/2011 6:24:15 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hello, Mr. Arrows. I see you're still frequenting "those" kinds of threads. Please say hello to my friend, Slings, when you get a chance.   :-)
28 posted on 10/11/2011 7:06:00 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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If you’ll please excuse me, I think I’ve got to...go to Walmart.


29 posted on 10/11/2011 7:30:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Indeed, sir. See you next time.


30 posted on 10/11/2011 7:57:16 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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