Epic Beard Dude!
Get off my Lawn!
Who the gangbanger or the one that got hit first?
Did the Amber Lamps ever show up?
Epic Beard Man has been around a while.
“Bring uh Am-boo-lance!”
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80921452/
Then there’s the version with a “Black Betty” soundtrack.
Awesome right cross square on the nose...wobbled him and he went down. They are only tuff when they have a few of their friends...to one.
The other guy wasn’t actually a gang banger; he was actually just a 50 year old idiot. But Epic Beard Man deffinately got the best of him.
My wife nearly made a fatal mistake the other day with a Craigs-lister who looked like a gang banger, a lot like this guy. She was selling some Salt Water Reef Aquarium Items she has stored in the garage. Like with any Craigs-lister I make a point of being home when they come over and I always carry during these times. This guy she should have read the warning signs when she talked to him on the phone, because he knew nothing about reef aquariums. Yet even though she was unsure about the guy she invites him over anyway. When he did arrive my hand was in my pocket on my Beretta Tomcat the whole time, because he looked like a gangsta,god chain, baggy pants, tatoos, and all - and I noticed his left hand never left the pocket of his sweat pants as well. I kept my eye on that hand and I think he knew he was the one in the awkward situation and at the disadvantage, and I think he suspected I was packing. He quickly looked the stuff over and gave us the “I don’t have the money now” sort of answer and left. He also left his car running the whole time, which was another red flag.
Needless to say my wife got lecture from me about inviting people she is unsure about over.
Awesome!
More warm fuzzies
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