[GonzoGOP]

But who wants to be a sponge, a crab, an ant, a termite, or God help us, a cockroach? Where’s the fun in that?

OK I get not wanting to be a sponge, because living next to that starfish would drive me nuts. But cockroach world domination could be quite entertaining. Kind of like San Francisco, except with lower taxes a viable economy. Seriously would you rather live next to a roach or a hippie. With the hippie you have the bad music, pot smoke, demands for high taxes, and you end up with roaches anyway. With the roaches at least you don't end up with hippies, and the impact on your property values is a lot less. And the roaches don't smell nearly as bad a hippies.

Heck giving LA or Detroit to the roaches would be a definite improvement. Finally Cyber Roach has disco lights right on his head so you know he has to be fun at a party.

[chesley]

Well, you’re right, of course. The cockroach is not only cleaner than the hippie, but more intelligent and less annoying. That last applies to any liberal, naturally, even if they are a little cleaner.