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Golfer Mistaken for Clown Charged With DWI in NY
NOCO5 ^
| Aug 30, 2011
Posted on 08/30/2011 7:23:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Massachusetts man whose colorful golf attire was briefly mistaken for a clown outfit has been charged in New York with driving a golf cart while drunk.
The Genesee County sheriff says they got a report that someone dressed as a clown was operating a stolen golf cart in the western New York town of Batavia on Sunday night. Deputies found 37-year-old James Straub, of Stoneham, Mass., driving along a road.
He wasn't dressed as a clown - just wearing some colorful clothing after an outing at Terry Hills Golf Course.
(Excerpt) Read more at noco5.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
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To: nickcarraway
With my bad golfing a clown suit might be appropriate attire.
To: nickcarraway
I was just trying to play through dammit.
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posted on
08/30/2011 7:27:59 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The GOP has been "moderated" into a coma.)
To: nickcarraway
Clown-Golf-DWI?
Those rascally Obamas.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/30/2011 7:29:18 PM PDT
by
nhwingut
(Palin '12... Accept No Other)
To: nickcarraway
I thought this was going to be a story about Uncle Omar’s arrest.
Clowns, golfing, and inebriation run in the family after all.
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posted on
08/30/2011 7:34:22 PM PDT
by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: nhwingut
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posted on
08/30/2011 7:47:46 PM PDT
by
SuzyQue
To: nickcarraway
Clown mistaken for Golfer
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posted on
08/30/2011 7:48:00 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
To: nickcarraway
I Will Have To Look Into That In That Cops Dreams!
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posted on
08/30/2011 7:57:32 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know, they invented wheelbarrows to teach government employees how to walk on their hind legs.)
To: nickcarraway
Drunk golfer dressed in a clown suit...Sounds like John Daly.
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posted on
08/30/2011 8:18:19 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(Drink good coffee. You can sleep when you are dead.)
To: NautiNurse
Not sure if the photo in post #5 is the guy, but it looks like Daly, too.
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posted on
08/30/2011 9:31:33 PM PDT
by
Gil4
(Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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