Science Creates Chickens With Alligator Snouts, Streets of Miami Now Doomed

Miami New Times ^ | Mon., Aug. 22 2011 | Kyle Munzenrieder

[rawcatslyentist]

Proof of aliens among us. They obviously watched a lot of Simpsons on the way here!

[bigheadfred]

I agree

[dfwgator]

I thought I already posted a pic of Debbie earlier:

[BBell]

Certainly turned out better than trying to splice a pig and an elephant's DNA.

If I remember correctly there was an unknown variable introduced

[dfwgator]

Didn’t you ever hear that song from Loverboy? “A Pig and an Elephant’s DNA Just Won’t Splice.”

[dfwgator]

(1) Jurassic Park is pretty much real now

Bad news for Lawyers

[tarotsailor]

I was thinking if KFC switched to gatorchickens and sold it for $5 a bucket, I’d eat it.

[6SJ7]

All hail Chickensaurs Rex lord of the barnyard.

A lot of good eatin' on one of those drumsticks. The trick is getting it before it gets you.

[Ann Archy]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[mnehring]

[SunkenCiv]

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[Dogbert41]

They did, but this was back in Gorbachov’s day.

[Errant]

But didn’t Putin have a contortionist girlfriend???