This alone shows what ban idiot you are!!!
Ooooo. That hurts. You got me. What a clever and witty person you are. /s
Again, what a maroon.
Then again, perhaps I’m being too harsh with you. I know it must be a living hell for some one like you living in your parents’ basement. Must really suck having to constantly bum cigarettes and booze from your elderly mother. (Yeah, I know she’s not very happy with you since she found your porn mags under you bed yesterday. Shame on you. You nasty boy.)
Also, I think it’s time for your medication again. Suggest you call upstairs and ask your mom to fetch you some prozac and ritalin. You should be feeling right as rain in a jiffy.
On a positive note, I talked to your uncle Chuckie and he says he’s on his way to see you. Gonna help you take the training wheels off your tricycle. (Don’t forget to wear your special helmet.) And he also says that if you are really, really, really extra specially well behaved today, he’ll take you out for a soda and an ice cream cone. So be on your very best behavior. And don’t forget to brush your teeth, wash behind your ears and put on a clean pair of underwear.
Cheers, Loser.