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The guy turned in two million dollars worth of stuff.

I hope he got a free hat or a t-shirt or something.

1 posted on 08/03/2011 10:46:06 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Don’t go to the beach tomorrow.

It is going to be crowded.


2 posted on 08/03/2011 10:49:34 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: humblegunner

found it on the beach.. lol bs.


3 posted on 08/03/2011 10:52:14 AM PDT by rokkitapps ( Hearings on healthcare waivers NOW! (If you agree make this your tagline))
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To: humblegunner

Mostly, he didn’t get dead or arrested....

It’s tough finding a streetcorner to break into that business....as the locals are rather territorial....

Now, if he’d found the bag with the other end of that deal....$$$$$.....that requires much thought....
Starting with “who saw me drag this home?”


4 posted on 08/03/2011 10:53:39 AM PDT by G Larry (I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character)
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To: humblegunner
I suppose that this Miami, FL story is unrelated, but it makes you wonder...
8 posted on 08/03/2011 10:58:38 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: humblegunner

In England they’d arrest you for possession. The law is the law.


9 posted on 08/03/2011 10:58:43 AM PDT by nonsporting
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Candygram....

10 posted on 08/03/2011 10:58:43 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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He’s probably lucky he didn’t get busted for something. I sure as heck am not going to call the cops into my house telling them I have 25 kilos of cocaine. Cop: “Hey what do you have all those guns for? You better sit in the squad car while we search the rest of your house.”

I think I would dump it and let some other poor schmuck find it. Don’t forget what happened to the 11 year old girl who rescued the woodpecker.


11 posted on 08/03/2011 10:59:34 AM PDT by Second Amendment First ("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..." - Thomas Jefferson.)
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To: humblegunner
Bales of Cocaine by the Reverend Horton Heat

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...

So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like the pourin' rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there,
But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire...

And now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer, too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane,
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane...

12 posted on 08/03/2011 11:00:04 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: humblegunner

I hate drug dealers — they use the metric system.


13 posted on 08/03/2011 11:00:20 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: humblegunner
More likely, he found 30 bricks and reported finding 25 bricks.
15 posted on 08/03/2011 11:02:35 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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I would’ve stashed it with my SHTF gear. That could come in handy in the event of a complete break down of law and order.


17 posted on 08/03/2011 11:05:20 AM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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I hope he got a free hat or a t-shirt or something.

Or bullet proof vest just in case the owners come looking for their 30 bricks of cocaine.

25 posted on 08/03/2011 11:43:13 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
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To: humblegunner

BS! He found 28 and only turned in 25....


28 posted on 08/03/2011 11:51:17 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways a Guero y Guay Lao << >> with a floating, shifting, ever changing)
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Two brothers found some blow floating off Marathon Key. One of them deicied to test pilot and ended up dayed.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/07/29/cocaine-snack-may-be-to-blame-for-keys-fishermans-death/


29 posted on 08/03/2011 11:53:06 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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