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Truck nuts, what say ye?
live5news ^ | Jul 27, 2011 7:09 AM CDT | Mark Davenport

Posted on 07/27/2011 10:52:03 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck

OK, I think these things are stoopid, but I see them all around here in Texas. Sometimes accompanied by a cowbell. Pic at the linky.

You may be a redneck if you have "truck nuts" hanging from your bumper, but I guess that is Free Speech. I guess I'd rather see those than a COEXIST sticker.


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Bad taste? Probably. But a $445 find for violating the "obscene bumper sticker law" in SC?

I've seen a few bumper stickers that insulted me more than those things. The "shocker" stickers really piss me off a lot more.

What y'all think?

1 posted on 07/27/2011 10:52:12 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
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To: West Texas Chuck
You may be a redneck if you have "truck nuts" hanging from your bumper, but I guess that is Free Speech. I guess I'd rather see those than a COEXIST sticker.

Everyone should send "Truck-Nuts" to Boener because the RINOs in congress need to get a pair.

Bump my post if you agree!

2 posted on 07/27/2011 10:55:29 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear

I wish I had thought of that. Genius!


3 posted on 07/27/2011 10:56:33 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: Grizzled Bear; West Texas Chuck

Here’s what a bump looks like...


4 posted on 07/27/2011 10:56:51 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: West Texas Chuck

Transplanted east meets West. Great. ;-)


5 posted on 07/27/2011 10:58:14 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: West Texas Chuck

well, what about those people from MN with real bull nuts on their hitch? What about the horns on the hood of the car, or the walking cane of a bull’s penis.

personally, I find the little kid pissing on a cross more offensive.


6 posted on 07/27/2011 10:59:27 PM PDT by dila813
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To: West Texas Chuck

Seen them? I was the guy they used to create the mold ;)


7 posted on 07/27/2011 10:59:42 PM PDT by FightforFreedomCA (It starts here! It starts now! Mr. President, game on!)
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To: Grizzled Bear; West Texas Chuck
Is a bump like a ping, somehow? Nuts for ya trucks They almost look like the saddle on my mountain bike, bwahahahaha.
8 posted on 07/27/2011 11:01:08 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck
So, now does that mean I can't take my large male unneuterd male lab (dog) out for a walk without having to worry about some officious biddy claiming obscenity?
9 posted on 07/27/2011 11:07:31 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

I just ordered new Michelin LTX A/T2 tires for my Dodge Ram, for $921

You mean to tell me I could raise a rukus with #20 fake bull balls?


10 posted on 07/27/2011 11:09:44 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: crazyhorse691

Just don’t post pix. I was tempted to post a shot of the Fark squirrel, but thought better of it :)


11 posted on 07/27/2011 11:10:19 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Is a buck scrote on a gear shift bad taste? It was an 11 pointer. I rolled the truck and the insurance babe kinda freaked when I told her what/where the ‘fur’ on the shifter came from.


12 posted on 07/27/2011 11:11:07 PM PDT by waterhill (Little 'r' republican: taker of the Founder's 'Red Pill'...www.mikechurch.com)
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To: mylife

tirerack.com is your friend if you like to save money.


13 posted on 07/27/2011 11:12:41 PM PDT by waterhill (Little 'r' republican: taker of the Founder's 'Red Pill'...www.mikechurch.com)
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To: mylife

You bought these $900 tires and you don’t have fake bull balls on the bumper?

Weak, just ... sad.

You don’t have those blue headlights do you?


14 posted on 07/27/2011 11:13:03 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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OMG, I can see where the insurance babe might have been a little “put off” shall we say?

I would give a $1.380 to see the look on her face.


15 posted on 07/27/2011 11:15:35 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck
Truck????
Who needs a truck??



16 posted on 07/27/2011 11:16:11 PM PDT by djf (One of the few FReepers who NEVER clicked the "dead weasel" thread!! But may not last much longer...)
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To: Grizzled Bear

oh, nice! I really like that idea!


17 posted on 07/27/2011 11:18:06 PM PDT by esoxmagnum (The rats have been trained to pull the D voting lever to get their little food pellet)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Do they sell a truck vagina? I might go for that.


18 posted on 07/27/2011 11:18:48 PM PDT by Harpo Speaks (Honk! Honk! Honk! Either it's foggy out, or make that a dozen hard boiled eggs.)
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To: djf

I should have known better than to mention that photo.

Serves me right.


19 posted on 07/27/2011 11:19:04 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck; waterhill

Nope.

The michelins looked like the best tire for the money.
I’m driving on baloney skins here.

You guys are telling me the bull balls would have me resting comfortably with a southern belle that would drive me to work and to the river bottom?


20 posted on 07/27/2011 11:19:54 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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