Harlequin Romance; Version “2011”
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow, and guided me into a room, ‘his’ room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear,
“Just relax.”
Without warning, he reached down, and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily.
My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. Then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought, a man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking ‘No’ for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say .. . .
“Okay,ma’am,you can board your flight now.”
Funny. I wish it was true. Along with the other articles “Pope Calls for Crusade After Accidentally Reading Speech from 1095 A.D.” and “Barney Frank Picked Last in Congressional Softball Game… Throws Massive Fit”
“Your leading misleading source for politics” LOL
“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”
Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
He's already qualified to be the senator from Massachusetts
In the event of a TSA screening lasting for more than four hours, please consult your lawyer...
Good this guy is a hero. Let all of the gropers quit in disgust and maybe Big Sis will get a clue.
All this, just because he had a “hard*n” for the TSA?
This is great!!
Well, he had four hours to get through the lines. Or, because he took two, was it eight hours.
This article left me laughing so hard I nearly choked on my breakfast sandwich.
bump to watch comments from FReepers *snicker*
It’s getting weird out there!
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FLOL ! Mr. Horny Toad for the TSA groping !
As Billy Squier’s “Stroke Me” played...
ROFLOL I guess if you are going to have to have a TSA pat down might as well enjoy it?