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Viagra has almost turned Hugh Hefner deaf!
Times of India ^ | Jun 18, 2011, 11.54am IST | Staff

Posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:18 AM PDT by Red Badger

Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.

"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.

"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.

"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.

The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.

"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said


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To: Red Badger

So now, any man who needs a hearing aid will have a shadow cast upon his life.


21 posted on 06/20/2011 6:30:00 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: Lazamataz

I never knew that one day Hugh Hefner and I would share something in common.................


22 posted on 06/20/2011 6:30:48 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: KrisKrinkle

or a raised eyebrow or two.................


23 posted on 06/20/2011 6:31:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: Venturer
You call him a sad pathetic old fool, but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years? What kind of parents raise twins who have the morals of a $2.00 whore spending two years screwing this old turd in a threesome.

You're absolutely right!!!!

 

may I have their phone numbers?

24 posted on 06/20/2011 6:31:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: 1rudeboy

BWAhahahahahahahaehahaha....


25 posted on 06/20/2011 6:31:53 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: pgkdan

Agreed. Nothing to envy there.

He pays beautiful women to surround him for his own image and self esteem. He’s got to know that they don’t love him.

Seems that he’ll die a very lonely man no matter how many of these girls are at his bedside.


26 posted on 06/20/2011 6:33:45 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Red Badger

No wonder he’s crazy about the blondes, he can’t hear what stupid things they are saying.

What baby?...Shut up and roll over.


27 posted on 06/20/2011 6:35:10 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Filthy too. Dog poop all over the filthy rugs. Guests should probably get a typhoid shot before they enter the front door.

They should fumigate it and then burn it to the ground.


28 posted on 06/20/2011 6:35:22 AM PDT by goldi (')
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To: Red Badger
"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you."

Maybe it's a ploy to get those buxom beauties to move in closer. Hugh hasn't lost his uh, touch.

HH: Come closer, Honey. I can't hear you. Lean down and talk to my good eye, I mean ear.

Hugh, you old geezer, you.

29 posted on 06/20/2011 6:36:18 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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To: oust the louse
Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...
Ironic, Hef not wanting to be a stiff ya know.
30 posted on 06/20/2011 6:36:20 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Venturer
They are little more than sperm receptacles

Agreed.

31 posted on 06/20/2011 6:40:12 AM PDT by pgkdan (Time for a Cain Mutiny!)
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To: Red Badger

“Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner”

Sorry, but EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! Their mama must be so proud...

Colonel, USAFR


32 posted on 06/20/2011 6:40:29 AM PDT by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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To: jagusafr

lovers = they watched Cartoon Network while Hugh napped................


33 posted on 06/20/2011 6:43:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: Red Badger

34 posted on 06/20/2011 6:43:59 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." Richard Feynman father of Quantum Physics)
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To: Red Badger

His hearing is going, his brain is tapioca, and his morals have long since fled.

Yet he still thinks that chemically-assisted commercial sex will prove his virility.

Playboy? More like pitiful letch. The wages of carnality ...


35 posted on 06/20/2011 6:47:03 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

Maybe going deaf is not such a bad thing


36 posted on 06/20/2011 6:47:44 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: Red Badger

Well, what would they expect from a man who is 85?


37 posted on 06/20/2011 6:51:34 AM PDT by GenXteacher (He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
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To: Red Badger

Disgusting Pig.


38 posted on 06/20/2011 6:57:39 AM PDT by Reagan69 (First they came for Sarah Palin and conservatives said nothing...)
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To: Venturer
You call him a sad pathetic old fool,but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years?

So true. I knew of a young girl from our area who had just joined Hef's harem. She died, tragically, in an auto accident. Her family was so proud of her budding 'career' and didn't seem the least bit remorseful about the path she had taken before she died.
39 posted on 06/20/2011 6:58:14 AM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: Lazamataz
idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night.

Sounds awful.

40 posted on 06/20/2011 7:00:51 AM PDT by from occupied ga (your own government is your most dangerous enemy)
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