[PROCON]

I could be cleaning my AR or the scoped G3? What do y’all think?

Any gun cleaning around a young, wide-eyed boy works real well, LOL!

"Uh, Sir, do you shoot that gun often?"

Me: "Only when I have to son, only when I have to..."

[Yorlik803]

Or you could say “ Never piss off someone with access to a pig farm. My best friend for years who owns one told me a bunch of pigs can eat a entire human, bones and all”

[packrat35]

I also remember when they would say “Have her home by 11:00” and I would say “I’ll try”.

Dad then said, “Don’t try son, have her home by 11:00. DON’T MAKE ME COME LOOKING FOR YOU!”