[Maurice Tift]

   It's my old office. I used to work there (on the planet Mars). The rent was cheap, but I got very little walk-in traffic and the long distance phone bills were horrendous.

[FortWorthPatriot]

I’ll bet the commute was a bitch as well...

[Grizzled Bear]

It's my old office. I used to work there (on the planet Mars). The rent was cheap, but I got very little walk-in traffic and the long distance phone bills were horrendous.

Why didn't you simply link up through the trans-druidian sattelite system? You would have saved a bundle!