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Police shoot gator twice, then realize it's fake
AP via SFGate ^ | 6/2/11 | BILL DRAPER, Associated Press

Posted on 06/02/2011 10:28:48 AM PDT by SmithL

Independence, Mo. (AP) -- Police responding to a rare alligator sighting in suburban Kansas City took quick action to dispatch of the beast, shooting it in the head, as instructed, while it lurked menacingly in the weeds leading down to a pond.

It wasn't until a second rifle shot bounced off the reptile's head that the officers realized they had mortally wounded a concrete lawn ornament.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: donutwatch; latergator; missouri
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1 posted on 06/02/2011 10:28:58 AM PDT by SmithL
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The property owner told police that the gator was meant to keep people off his property ... "Now he'll have to patch up his alligator,"
Doncha just hate it when that happens?
2 posted on 06/02/2011 10:29:47 AM PDT by SmithL (Bacon, the ultimate condiment!)
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Better a concrete alligator then a live dog.


3 posted on 06/02/2011 10:33:51 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
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To: SmithL

We've still got a few dragons here in Texas need cleaning out ...

4 posted on 06/02/2011 10:37:01 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: SmithL
It wasn't until a second rifle shot bounced off the reptile's head that the officers realized they had mortally wounded a concrete lawn ornament.

Masters of situational awareness they were.

5 posted on 06/02/2011 10:37:29 AM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: Liberty Valance
Heck, they would have crapped their pants at that thing!
6 posted on 06/02/2011 10:39:49 AM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: SmithL
Should have called in the experts.


7 posted on 06/02/2011 10:40:55 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: SmithL
Department stores better hide their mannequins
8 posted on 06/02/2011 10:49:25 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: SmithL

Note to self; leave gator costume at home when traveling to KC.

Reno 911 material.


9 posted on 06/02/2011 10:56:43 AM PDT by WinMod70
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To: SmithL

Go Gators.


10 posted on 06/02/2011 10:57:30 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SmithL

11 posted on 06/02/2011 11:00:45 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: SmithL

12 posted on 06/02/2011 11:24:02 AM PDT by stormer
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You beat me to it! I was gonna ask if the officers were Dangle and Junior!


13 posted on 06/02/2011 11:25:38 AM PDT by Crcl1
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To: SmithL

Makes you wonder how someone noticed it then.


14 posted on 06/02/2011 11:39:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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bttt


15 posted on 06/02/2011 11:40:25 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: The Cajun
"It wasn't until a second rifle shot bounced off the reptile's head that the officers realized they had mortally wounded a concrete lawn ornament."

In other words, the first round missed entirely.

16 posted on 06/02/2011 11:41:37 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: SmithL

I wonder if this would work with a dog and a tape recorded bark to protect the real Rover.


17 posted on 06/02/2011 11:44:15 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Somebody had to have been trespeassing to notice it to begin with.


18 posted on 06/02/2011 11:44:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: ConservativeMan55; SmithL

Typo correction: trespassing.
Me and my typos..*grumble grumble*


19 posted on 06/02/2011 11:45:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Joe 6-pack
In other words, the first round missed entirely.

That's probably the one that went off when they were scrambling to get the rifle out of the trunk :^)

20 posted on 06/02/2011 11:47:22 AM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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