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To: I am Richard Brandon
This is on a par with discovering that the sun gives us daylight.
I hope you have a link backing up this claim.

I've studied this for years and have concluded that its my wife's alarm clock that gives us light. That thing goes off and within minutes I have to roll over and put a pillow over my head because its so bright. It also gets much noisier almost immediately. People screaming "Where's my books?", "Get out of the bathroom!" , etc.

Tonight as an experiment I'm going to unplug the thing and yank the backup battery and prove that I'm right.

I'll ping you once my results are published. ;-)

35 posted on 05/30/2011 3:58:01 PM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here ;-)
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To: Tunehead54

No no no, it isn’t your wife’s alarm clock that brings the sun. It is my cat! He meows for breakfast and voila! he brings the daylight.


48 posted on 05/30/2011 10:14:47 PM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: Tunehead54

Dont Do it, you fool. You will send us all back to the DARK AGES!


53 posted on 05/31/2011 9:29:01 AM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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