Leftists, naturally, will fail to reach the obvious conclusion that they supported a lying psychopath against a bunch of innocent college kids. So, how will they rationalize the news that their racially-selected "victim" just murdered her boyfriend?
Got it. Y'see, poor Crystal was still so distraught by her victimization at the hands of the patriarchial white male lacrosse majority that she blindly lashed out in righteous anger - sadly, at the wrong target. Crystal didn't kill her boyfriend. We did. We all did.
“Got it. Y’see, poor Crystal was still so distraught by her victimization at the hands of the patriarchial white male lacrosse majority that she blindly lashed out in righteous anger - sadly, at the wrong target. Crystal didn't kill her boyfriend. We did. We all did. “
You nailed it! Sadly, what you wrote is too close to the typical leftist thinking to qualify as satire.