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To: mystery-ak; twin2; EmilyGeiger; CAluvdubya; ConservativeMind; jocon307; kingu; TonyWpi; homemom; ...

We Interrupt Tonight’s Show To
Bring You Yet Another Important Announcement From
President Obama

Tonight I can announce to the world that Casey Abrams has finally been eliminated from American Idol.

Uhhh ... Wasn't Casey eliminated a week ago?

Quiet you!

I saw an opportunity, I formed a plan and I, myself, successfully had him removed from the show.

But weren’t other people involved--

Sorry.

Now, I have decided not to release any photos of Casey's elimination.

They're just too gruesome and they may incite his many fans to violence.

But the American people deserve to know the truth.
So I have asked our very own Leon Panetta to provide a
visual rendering of the elimination. Take it away, Leon!

Okay ...

Here we see Casey being dragged away from the stage ...
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This is followed by a 45 minute ceremony backstage, in which Casey's body is washed ...
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Then draped in a clean white cloth ...
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And once that is completed, he is gently eased off the FOX Studio lot.
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Very good, Leon!

Thanks!

Now I understand that this--like my birth certificate--will not satisfy everyone.

#%$@!

So I have decided to entrust the real elimination photo,
along with other sensitive matierials,
to one very special person.
One person, say, who has won the 10,000th Post Prize more than anyone else.

Congratulations, Lil' Freeper!

10,000th Post Winner!!

You've won

3,856 posted on 05/04/2011 5:09:12 PM PDT by silent_jonny (Thank you President Bush and God bless the US military)

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3,859 posted on 05/04/2011 5:11:15 PM PDT by slugbug

To: silent_jonny

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT Opening! That pic of Panetta smiling........he looks like Biggy Rat!

3,862 posted on 05/04/2011 5:12:01 PM PDT by MagUSNRET

To: silent_jonny

I LOVE THE PRIZE!!!!

So glad I didn't win that pile of crap:)

3,863 posted on 05/04/2011 5:12:33 PM PDT by twin2

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OMG That was incredible!!! Best. Opening. Evah!

3,864 posted on 05/04/2011 5:12:35 PM PDT by retrokitten (It took so long to see that truth was all around me- Ray LaMontagne)

To: silent_jonny

Evening Jonny

Love your opening tonight

3,866 posted on 05/04/2011 5:12:54 PM PDT by Cudjo

To: silent_jonny

Haha!! Wonderful into jonny!!!

3,869 posted on 05/04/2011 5:14:20 PM PDT by LA Woman3

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3,872 posted on 05/04/2011 5:15:31 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)

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Hi Jonny, brilliant intro post! I’d like to buy you a ‘Bin Laden’: two shots and a splash!

3,873 posted on 05/04/2011 5:15:35 PM PDT by VampireStateNY (Bleeding taxpayers dry since 1788!)

To: silent_jonny

LOL! Oh noes you printed the word Geronimo, you have upset the Indians.

3,874 posted on 05/04/2011 5:15:44 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)

To: silent_jonny

OMG, that is tooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3,877 posted on 05/04/2011 5:15:55 PM PDT by peggybac (In the contemporary world, they pulled a Pearl Harbor. We need to pull a Hiroshima.)

To: silent_jonny

ROFL Hi jonny:) thanks....

3,878 posted on 05/04/2011 5:16:59 PM PDT by just me (Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom. (John Adams)

To: silent_jonny

OMG that is superb, jonny! ROFL!

3,879 posted on 05/04/2011 5:17:16 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)

To: silent_jonny

Laughing!!!

Hysterical! I only wish li’l Freeper would open the box here on the thread!!

3,880 posted on 05/04/2011 5:17:23 PM PDT by Yaelle

To: silent_jonny

How did you manage to trap all that hot air in that little box? :)

3,885 posted on 05/04/2011 5:18:05 PM PDT by Netizen

To: silent_jonny

ROTFL even though this post took up my whole comments page.

3,895 posted on 05/04/2011 5:20:18 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Why do people try to "out-nice" Jesus?)

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3,906 posted on 05/04/2011 5:23:39 PM PDT by Mark was here (It's either Obama or America. There cannot be both.)

To: silent_jonny

excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3,910 posted on 05/04/2011 5:24:26 PM PDT by advertising guy (new drink...a Bin Laden.......................2 shots with a splash of water)

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Oscar worthy opening.

3,915 posted on 05/04/2011 5:25:41 PM PDT by patriotspride

To: silent_jonny

Oscar worthy opening.

3,917 posted on 05/04/2011 5:25:45 PM PDT by patriotspride

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That is PERFECT, Jonny! I looooooved the drawings—especially since I know that you are such an amazing artist!

Well done! *Standing O* (O for ovation, not that jerk in the White House that is seriously pissing me off even more than usual!)

3,939 posted on 05/04/2011 5:33:10 PM PDT by Shelayne (He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming quickly" Amen. Come, Lord Jesus! *Rev 22:20)

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