[JRandomFreeper]

Every generation seems to find some novel and stupid way to off themselves. I see it as a little chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool.

As a single (celibate) guy, I'll keep my tampons in my trauma kit for gunshot wounds and emergency supply for younger lady friends.

Considering the age of some of my friends, I should lay in a supply of depends. Gotta love an article that makes you re-evaluate your GOOD bag.

/johnny

[outhousepatrol]

Barney Frank was last seen soaking a bale of cotton in his swimming pool....which he had filled with grain alchohol!