[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

From the bottom of the article;
“UFOS? ALIENS?....GIMME A BREAK
The Tribune team is thankful to stalwarts of the sci-fi genre James Cameron and Steven Spielberg, without whose creative legends this piece could not have been possible.
HAPPY FOOLS DAY folks! Hope you enjoyed the fiction.”