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UFO Crashes in Zirakpur (Punjab, India)
The Tribune ^
| April 1, 2011
| Mona
Posted on 03/31/2011 4:04:09 PM PDT by SoftwareEngineer
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To: DallasDeb
To: Scanian
and it’s always a farmer in the field with his son!
To: SoftwareEngineer
It's probably just a couple of teasers.
"Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them."
"Buzz them?" Arthur began to feel that Ford was enjoying making life difficult for him.
"Yeah", said Ford, "they buzz them. They find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor soul whom no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on their heads and making beep beep noises. Rather childish really."
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:15:07 PM PDT
by
Abin Sur
To: SoftwareEngineer
There's UFO road kill tonight!
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:15:54 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: DallasDeb
The newspaper (Tribune) is India’s most respected English daily and has been publishing for over a 100 years.
However, India being British.. has a weird sense of humor. A normally dry and very high end newspaper like The Tribune will think nothing about publishing a “stunt” article for April 1
...at least that is what I think this is... could be real..and then the jokes on me..
To: SoftwareEngineer
Is it the Mothership?
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:17:59 PM PDT
by
JPG
("2012 Can't Come Soon Enough" - Sarah Palin)
To: SoftwareEngineer
Right. I thought 4/1 was an American tradition - looks like those pesky Indians have learned to play along
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:19:08 PM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: All
If it was April 1st here I wouldn’t have half way fallen for it. That International Dateline will get you everytime!
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:22:23 PM PDT
by
Terry Mross
(Those Who Worship Him will all bow down and say "Yes, we can!")
To: SoftwareEngineer
Are they sure it wasn’t a Russian spacecraft?
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:23:34 PM PDT
by
John W
(Natural-born US citizen since 1955)
To: SoftwareEngineer
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:26:26 PM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: SoftwareEngineer
Breaking news from the Tribune: The aliens have gotten their visas and will be opening motels and gas stations in the southern United States.
To: SoftwareEngineer
The Indians got the best pictures.
Must be all the computer geeks over there answering the ‘Help Line’. So technologically savy!
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:30:42 PM PDT
by
K-oneTexas
(I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
To: SoftwareEngineer
There is bound to be a percentage of people who will belive this. I say 0.03%
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:36:30 PM PDT
by
KittenClaws
(A closed mouth gathers no foot.)
To: SoftwareEngineer
This is more believable than Donald Trump is a Republican.
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:39:18 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: SoftwareEngineer
Do they have Barry's BC onboard?
:)
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:40:34 PM PDT
by
LasVegasMac
(Have ya hit 'em in the a$$, Never let off the gas 'til ya rolled into Victory Lane?)
To: SoftwareEngineer
Dang! I thought it was a joke until I saw that picture!
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:48:51 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: SoftwareEngineer
To: SoftwareEngineer
I hope to hear that the term “President Obama” is only a April fools joke.
To: KoRn
UPDATE:
"Alien" rescue force spotted approaching crash site!
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:55:10 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: ApplegateRanch
Wow!!!! This is a series matter. It’s an invasion!!!! The aliens may be trying to wage a ‘No Fly Zone’ against us!
Please keep us up to date with information as it happens on the ground!
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posted on
03/31/2011 4:58:30 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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