No wonder you are not a believer, you got a reception problem.
There are a group of folks here in town, called the Gulf Breeze UFO Society, who routinely go out to the beach and await the arrival of UFO’s. They claim to have seen dozens of them, yet they have yet to offer any concrete proof. I have met several of them, purely by accident, and I must have to say they are unquestionably the oddest and just downright most bizarre people I have ever met in my almost 53 years on this planet. Just one look at them and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Those two guys in the picture, look ABSOLUTELY NORMAL compared to these folks.