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I watched a Northwestern University basketball game the other day. The halftime show was The Northwestern University Sex Toy Drill Team. The finale was Cher in “A TRIBUTE TO THE GOODYEAR BLIMP”. There are some things that should never be seen by human eyes. Men screamed. Women fainted. Kathy Griffin booked the drill team for her next party. I ran to the shower and rinsed my eyes for 30 minutes. The horror...the horror...