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"I Just Broke Into A House And The Owner Came Home," Intruder Tells 911 Operator
Smoking Gun ^ | March 08, 2011 | Staff

Posted on 03/08/2011 3:51:53 PM PST by library user

After breaking into an Oregon residence last night, Timothy Chapek, 24, barricaded himself in a bathroom after the owner unexpectedly arrived home. Chapek, you see, was worried that Hilary Mackenzie might be armed (or that her barking German Shepherds could prove problematic).

So he called 911 seeking help. “I just broke into a house and the owner came home,” Chapek told a police operator. “You broke into a house?” the surprised operator responded. “I think she’s got guns,” Chapek added.

Simultaneously, Mackenzie called police to report that there was an intruder in her Portland home (she told an operator that Chapek had reported he was taking a shower).

According to a Portland Police Bureau report, Chapek told cops he was “taking a shower, nothing more.” Mackenzie reported that none of her belongings were out of place and that Chapek had “earlier made some utterance…that ‘Mexicans’ had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom.”

Chapek, pictured in the above mug shot, was arrested and charged with criminal trespass.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: 911; armedcitizen; darwinaward
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1 posted on 03/08/2011 3:51:56 PM PST by library user
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Chapek had “earlier made some utterance…that ‘Mexicans’ had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom.”

I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation.

2 posted on 03/08/2011 3:53:18 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: library user

You suppose he’s been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?


3 posted on 03/08/2011 3:55:41 PM PST by jazusamo (His [Obama's] political base---the young, the left and the thoughtless: Thomas Sowell)
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To: Billthedrill

I’m glad you read down that far. I didn’t think most would. :O)


4 posted on 03/08/2011 3:56:15 PM PST by library user (Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you're lazy.)
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What’s really scary......this criminal is so sissified as to call 911......WTF......you’re a CRIMINAL big boy, you don’t call 911.


5 posted on 03/08/2011 3:56:34 PM PST by ScreamingFist (Quiet the Idiot)
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To: library user

Way too funny.


6 posted on 03/08/2011 3:56:34 PM PST by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: library user

I love the German Shepherds part - as in (plural) barking Shepherds aka more than one. LOL!


7 posted on 03/08/2011 3:56:53 PM PST by Frantzie (HD TV - Total Brain-washing now in High Def. 3-D Coming soon)
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You suppose he’s been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?

W-I-N-
N-I-N-G!

8 posted on 03/08/2011 3:58:59 PM PST by library user (Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you're lazy.)
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If this had happened in Great Britain, the homeowner would have been arrested for menacing.

Seriously.


9 posted on 03/08/2011 3:59:09 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!)
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:P:! I guess you never saw cases on the internet where idiots call 911 claiming someone stole their pot or other drugs.

I think one guy actually went to the police station to file the report. I think the cops probably wanted a laugh.


10 posted on 03/08/2011 3:59:21 PM PST by Frantzie (HD TV - Total Brain-washing now in High Def. 3-D Coming soon)
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“I think she’s got guns,” Chapek added.

Just a bit of deterrent....

11 posted on 03/08/2011 4:00:21 PM PST by Road Warrior ‘04 (I miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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He sounds like a typical Obama Democrat.


12 posted on 03/08/2011 4:03:13 PM PST by Sooth2222 ("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." M.Twain)
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‘Mexicans’ had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom.”

"The police, when arriving, found him and the bathroom door riddled with 50 9mm bullets. Those Mexican kidnappers can be vicious."

13 posted on 03/08/2011 4:03:25 PM PST by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: jazusamo

Two men of substance.

Controlled substance.


14 posted on 03/08/2011 4:04:17 PM PST by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: library user

This guy’s innocent. What about the Mexicans who put him there.


15 posted on 03/08/2011 4:04:34 PM PST by Krankor (And he's oh, so good, And he's oh, so fine, And he's oh, so healthy, In his body and his mind)
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"I chose to become an informal occupant of the house at 821 Cherry Street, and it's so-called owner just came home."
16 posted on 03/08/2011 4:09:18 PM PST by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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To: library user

ROFLMAO! Thanks!


17 posted on 03/08/2011 4:09:56 PM PST by RedMDer (restoration of our honor, dignity, and freedoms will save America. - Sarah Palin)
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To: library user
...that ‘Mexicans’ had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom.”

He's a dimocrat, it's ALWAYS someone elses fault.

I hope he has to pay for the 911 call!

18 posted on 03/08/2011 4:12:47 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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“she told an operator that Chapek had reported he was taking a shower).”

Could be - looks like nice clear hair in the mug shot. Although it looks like the cops got there too quickly for the conditioner to do its trick.


19 posted on 03/08/2011 4:16:47 PM PST by 21twelve ( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
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If he was taking a shower, it will probably be the last one he gets that he doesn’t need to worry about dropping the soap.


20 posted on 03/08/2011 4:36:08 PM PST by SmithL
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