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I don’t know if you ever watched any of the old Warner Brothers Foghorn Leghorn cartoons. But if you did, perhaps you saw the “weasel” character in them. Scrawny, bug eyed, hyperactive, so excitedly nervous that he was twitching, and slobbering in his greed.

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Well, if you find a superbly obese woman, no matter her situation, she has likely been harassed at some point by a very determined human version of the weasel.

Just like the cartoon character, they tend to be scrawny, hyperactive types, disinterested in normal sized females, or even fat ones. Only when the women are walking mounds of blubber, suddenly they become the ultimate object of lust for these shrimps.

I watched one such furtive courtship ritual in a small convenience store, where she was the cashier. As soon as he walked in the door, she loudly advised him that he had been warned, that as soon as he entered, she was going to call her husband, who was going to thump him. And she did.

Husband on the way, it didn’t matter. He went into a full, lustful begging of her to give him her favors, swearing that he loved her, that he adored her. And it didn’t stop until her husband arrived, and Romeo had to run out the exit to get away from him.

The little rodent even suggested a threesome with her and her husband. Chased off, her husband and her went into a mutually reaffirming rant against the horn dog, her husband screaming how he was going to thump him, and her screaming the sooner the better.

We live in a strange world.