[lacrew]

I thought I didn’t need that until I turned 50.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

These jokes just write themselves.

[razbinn]

Well,I’ll be looking forward to that!!!!

[humblegunner]

Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus

Relevant to your interests ping.

[cripplecreek]

All they’ll find is the flag planted by congress.

[Michael.SF.]

In before the first Barney Frank joke is made.

Or does this count as one?

[Responsibility2nd]

 

 

Heh heh. He said Probe Uranus

[aMorePerfectUnion]

OUCH!

[fieldmarshaldj]

All they’ll find there are Klingons.

[ReverendJames]

I remember a while back when there was a thing on PBS about Uranus. They went nutz on making sure they pronounced it “You-rin-us” rather than the correct pronunciation of “You-rain-us”. What a bunch of maroons.

[WXRGina]

I always wonder was there just a terrible shortage of planet names lying around, or what?

[dfwgator]

I suggest they bring plenty of this

[edpc]

Some people are getting a little carried away with the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

[Scarpetta]

Infantile newspaper writers. Illicit the usual responses.

Still, FAAGO (funny as all get out)

[fish hawk]

As a congress woman, I was wondering if they would look for the flag that our astronauts left there?

[Doogle]

the hell they do"

[RichInOC]

[Errant]

Doesn't another Federal Agency already have that mission? I think it's the TSA!

[BenLurkin]

"Hey......did somebody say 'anus'?"

[P.O.E.]

It would give scientists their first close-up views of Uranus

No pictures, please.