“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It just wastes your time and it really annoys the pig.”
Here’s a closer that often works for me:
Dear_______,
I feel compelled to inform you that a patient at the Bethesda Home for the Perpetually Bewildered Progressives has apparently missed a thorizine shot and broken into Nurse Ratchet’s office, hacked into her computer and is sending totally bizarre, nonsensical, historically inaccurate, fiction-laced emails over your name.
I just thought you should know before your reputation is completely ruined.
Even if it doesn’t make them go away, it sure as hell makes me feel better.
*“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It just wastes your time and it really annoys the pig.”
Here’s a closer that often works for me:
Dear_______,
I feel compelled to inform you that a patient at the Bethesda Home for the Perpetually Bewildered Progressives has apparently missed a thorizine shot and broken into Nurse Ratchet’s office, hacked into her computer and is sending totally bizarre, nonsensical, historically inaccurate, fiction-laced emails over your name.
I just thought you should know before your reputation is completely ruined.
Even if it doesn’t make them go away, it sure as hell makes me feel better.*
That’s a good ne to use on the non-FReeper sites.
It should be on the opening page of HuffingtonPost and moveon.crud