Bob Rivers is kewl...
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
By Bob Rivers:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Chipmunks: Oh! That tickles!
Yuletide squirrels fresh-filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Chipmunks: Ow! Wrong end, cowboy!
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight….
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Chipmunks is one of my faves! Nat King Cole would approve, maybe.
(google John Valby aka Dr. Dirty. EXTREMELY foul songs, you are warned. for all occasions. the xxxmas songs are a crack up, for boozed up times only!)