Title was longer than 100 characters. So I substituted commas for the throwaway words 'with' and 'that.' Hope that's OK! Oh no, here's comes the Title Police!
LibWhacker, you are hearby charged with violation of Chapter LXIV, Verse XLII of the Free Republic Posting Code:
- Thou shalt not modify the title of an article.
- An offense under this section is punishable by public haranguing.
Your sentence commences now.