Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?George: Who said that?
Boss: She did.
George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
Boss: You're fired.
George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.
Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.
George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability there?
Boss: Nah. Wait, wait, she wanted me to give you this.
He tosses the sweater and it lands right on top of George's face. George walks out of the office "wearing" it.
In the hall of the office.
Elaine: You had sex on your desk with the cleaning woman.
George: You never had sex in the office before?
Elaine: No. I once made out with someone but that was it.
George: Alright so you made out with someone.
Elaine: Well that's not sex.
George: Kissing is sex.
Elaine: Kissing is not sex.