She must be pretty quick for an old broad! Hell she looks 62.
He wondered why the child obeyed her and no one else, is this a case of spare the rod spoil the child? Well she certainly didn’t spare it.
Don’t want to hijack the thread but I like your tag line.
Reminds me of two other sayings I like:
When seconds count, police are only minutes away.
I carry a gun because cops are too heavy.
My wife is 66 and she doesn't look like that.