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To: applpie
Name this UFO

This is a Mark-34 Zergon Light Battle Cruiser.

You can tell because of the triangular exhaust ports. While this is a lightweight Zergon military cruiser, it still can pack a wallop with its Medium Neutrino Emitter, its twin 45000 Megajoule Laser cannons, and it can defend its own with the 1 millimeter Neutron-matter hull and the Crytor Industries "Turkal" MultiLock Damper Field generator.

I'd say, stay away from it.

6 posted on 10/19/2010 4:36:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Wait a minute. Are you sure it isn't the 2356 Zergon heavy destroyer. They are often mistaken due to the triangular exhaust ports. But the 2356 does not have slip differential in both front and rear.

Let's bring in an expert witness....

14 posted on 10/19/2010 4:59:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: Lazamataz
Wait a minute. Are you sure it isn't the 2356 Zergon heavy destroyer. They are often mistaken due to the triangular exhaust ports. But the 2356 does not have slip differential in both front and rear.

Let's bring in an expert witness....

15 posted on 10/19/2010 4:59:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

“This is a Mark-34 Zergon Light Battle Cruiser.”

Hmmmm. Quix may not agree.
I will wait for his opinion.
I understand that he is the head ufologist for FR.
I bet he will say it is merely a Mark-15, lost from
the ZARgon fleet.
See, I knew that you do not know beans.
You can not even spell ZARGON :P


17 posted on 10/19/2010 5:05:09 AM PDT by AlexW
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To: Lazamataz
Exact id Laz.

“If it bleeds we can kill it!”

24 posted on 10/19/2010 5:26:18 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Playing by the rules only works if both sides do it!)
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To: Lazamataz

I thought they had upgraded to the 90,000 Megajoule cannons.


31 posted on 10/19/2010 5:51:51 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Lazamataz

Great seeing you.

I hope you’re either staying off the streets or causing a ruckus there.


43 posted on 10/19/2010 12:00:54 PM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Lazamataz

You mean you wouldn’t even try to hit it ?


52 posted on 10/19/2010 12:26:32 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: Lazamataz; GOPsterinMA

See, I’m thinking a firm ejaculation from a priapic phaser bieber stuner should neutralize the target. I can loan you mine, although it is large and hard to handle.


54 posted on 10/19/2010 12:30:18 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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