Once while living in Virginia, my girlfriend accidentally left the front door of our apartment unlocked.
We awoke in the morning and found a passed out,drunk as a skunk man wearing a Washington Redskins jersey asleep on the floor.
The girlfriend put on her favorite Dallas Cowboy jersey and along with her shotgun , waited for the lush to awaken.
She told him that it was bad enough that he entered our apartment uninvited but wearing that f__king jersey in her presence was gonna get his arse shot.
I was so proud of her attitude that I married that woman a little later. (I’m a Tampa fan so our teams hardly are in conflict)
“I was so proud of her attitude that I married that woman a little later. (I’m a Tampa fan so our teams hardly are in conflict)”
You married a Cowboy fan? Shoosh, what were you thinking. You should have had a bloody mary ready for the poor Skins fan to help him along. Do you know how miserable it is to wake up in a strangers home hungover and not have a shot to get things going? You really need to control your wife. Go Skins.