If you must keep a marxist as a pet, be sure to spay or neuter your marxist coons. Marxist over-population, particularly on the East coast, is posing serious health risk to families.
Marxist vermin are known to carry rabies and unchecked breeding can lead to socialized medicine, ballooning federal debt, and permanent loss of liberty. Unlike domesticated animals, marxists are wild beasts; so think twice before voting for them to be a pet of Harry Reid.
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