Dolphins players search field for earring

AP on Yahoo ^ | 8/31/10 | Steven Wine - AP

[NormsRevenge]

DAVIE, Fla. – Several Miami Dolphins crawled across the field after practice Tuesday — not due to exhaustion, but because they were looking for a diamond earring.

Defensive end Kendall Langford said he forgot to take his earrings off before practice and lost one during drills. He said the diamond was nearly 2.5 carats, which is why he was still on the field an hour after practice scanning the grass.

[NormsRevenge]

Ya Big Dummy!!

[NormsRevenge]

Several fellow defensive linemen were among those assisting Langford in his search.

“He’s a teammate. That’s what you do,” defensive end Ryan Baker said. “It’s a fat diamond. It’s a shame.”

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

they should get a couple of big vacuums and vacuum the field.

[FatherofFive]

More money than brains.

[NonValueAdded]

Ha ha.

[RichInOC]

:-D )))

[NonValueAdded]

Langford finally abandoned the search — temporarily, at least — because he was due at a team meeting. In addition, the grounds crew had started mowing the grass.

Whaaaaaaaat??? Now that's just plain silly.

[nesnah]

Maybe he left it in the pocket of his sun dress in his locker.

Earrings on men, pffft.

I told my two sons if they ever come home wearing an earring, they also better be wearing dresses.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Hahaha! Too funny! If he didn’t want to lose it, he SHOULD have had that earring put in his pierced belly button, like the rest of the Dolphin players!

[ladyvet]

Daughter lost a earring in the back yard....metal detector found it in no time.

[mickey finn]

When my older brother was in college he got an earring. Whenever the three brothers had some brewskiis we seemed to always wrestle each other to see who was top dog. Invariably his earring would always rip out and his ear would bleed. One night after he tapped out and his ear was bleeding me and my younger brother told him to just get rid of the stupid thing. He never wore it again.

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/going.wav

[From The Deer Stand]

Gotta have the “bling”....

[Roccus]

“It’s a fat diamond. It’s a shame.”

I know that’s the way the reporter spelled it Norm, but I’m bettin’ that Ryan meant “phat”.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat

[don-o]

My heart is breaking. I probably won’t sleep for a week. Probably won’t eat for two.

What a liar I am.

[The Comedian]

What a liar I am.

Bump.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

One of the many reasons not to watch football any more.

[KosmicKitty]

Sorry, guys, but men who wear earrings, especially diamond earrings, are girly boys!!!!!!!

[NewCenturions]

Used to be you could try and mistake them for the “pirate” look but those large diamonds are way too foppish!