[Grizzled Bear]

Have you adjusted the disgronificator?

Do NOT mess with the disgronificator! If you try to adjust the disgronificator you'll just cause yourself all kinds of extra work!

You need to go to your local Napa Auto parts. Ask for a Johnsons 3785 specific gravity wrench. Make sure you get a 3785. They might tell you a 3795 will do, but if it isn't a 3785 you'll be in a world of hurt.

Also, pick up a 12 pack of WD40. You won't need it for this job, but the 12 pack is a great deal and the stuff is almost as useful as duct tape.

Freep mail me once you have the Johnsons 3785 specific gravity wrench and I'll talk you through the rest.

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You need to go to your local Napa Auto parts. Ask for a Johnsons 3785 specific gravity wrench. Make sure you get a 3785. They might tell you a 3795 will do, but if it isn't a 3785 you'll be in a world of hurt.

LISTER: Rimmer, I'm bored!
RIMMER: Bored?! This is essential routine maintenance! It's absolutely vital for the well-being of this crew, this mission, and this ship. (Reading his clipboard) "Dispenser 172: chicken soup nozzle clogged."

He puts down his clipboard.

RIMMER: Pass me a 14B, Lister.

LISTER hands him a small, white pipe cleaner.

RIMMER: Lister, is this a 14B? Does it look even *remotely* like a 14B?

He reaches into the parts trolley and pulls out another white pipe cleaner, indistinguishable from the first.

RIMMER: *This* is a 14B, Lister. This (indicating the original) is a 14F. Are you blind?!
LISTER: Who cares?
RIMMER: *I* care, Lister!

RIMMER looks at them both, realizes he can't tell the difference either, and quickly puts the one he chose back in the trolley.

[Rodamala]

Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course?

(Protip: It's all ball bearings these days!)