I was at a church “young married couple” gathering about 15 years ago and we were playing pictionary. The guy drawing the picture is a friend of mine and his name is Dick. He is also an amateur artist. One thing that stands out in all of his paintings is that all the faces and heads on people have a sort of amateurish clear facial profile look.
So anyway, he’s trying to draw a baby and it’s basically got one of his stanard styled adult looking heads on it. So without thinking, I loudly said, “Typical Dick head!”.
As the last word left my lips I realized what I had said. For some odd reason the room fell into a quiet hush, followed by me saying, “I meant...but...its the way Dick draws...I mean...I didn’t mean”, etc.
To this day some of the women that were in the room think I meant it as it sounded. I honestly didn’t.
I also honestly thought it was hysterical, though, which may be why they think I did it on purpose. :)