Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]

me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

[sodpoodle]

***Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns.***

That is so wrong;)

It should be: Save your guns - don’t shoot blanks - and clean your undies.

[Darkwolf377]

“What’s the oldest pair of underwear you own?”

Does it count if it’s not mine?

[matt1234]

The elastic on them must have given out in the 80’s, No?

The elastic is still good. I looked at the label to see where they were made, but it does not say. No brand name either. Sears is my guess.

[Allegra]

I'm deployed (again) so even my oldest pair of socks is only about three months old.

*Sigh*

I feel so...inadequate.

[norraad]

..Making certain body parts hurt."

2 old cowboys riding the range;

1st cowboy "When I get home I'm gonna rip off my wife's panties!"

2nd cowboy "Kinda frisky ain't cha'?

1st cowboy "Well, after 3 weeks on the trail, they start to dig into my hip"

[Puppage]

[ladyvet]

[brytlea]

I’m female, but I’ve always wondered about that.

[GQuagmire]

ping for later

[Yo-Yo]

Can’t imagine why you’re still a bachelor after all these years...

[AFreeBird]

What if you go commando?

[sodpoodle]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Good one professor. Maybe he’ll have less lint in his navel in the next 47 years;)

[AngelesCrestHighway]

[Allegra]

I lost a football bet once and had to wear a stupid Dallas Cowboys T-shirt to work for a full day. (Trust me, this was torture.)

After that, I used it to clean the toilets in my house until it finally fell apart about two years later.

I know this isn't really on topic, but it's the closest I'll probably get to being able to relate that story and maybe annoy a couple of Dallas Cowboy fans.

[chris37]

That made me LOL :D

[stayathomemom]

I have some old cloth diapers that my mom used for me and my older sisters. I used them for spit-up cloths with my daughters. They are probably 59 years old. Do I win?

[RJS1950]

Hmmm. Strange thread but here goes. I have a pair of white boxers with my name stamped in black on the front which were issued to me in Marine Corps Boot Camp in February of 1970. Haven’t worn them in almost 39 years but they are still rolled up in the back of one of my drawers.

[mass55th]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think you win the “The Other Harry” Strange Vanity Award.

For those unfamiliar, here’s a sample of his work.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1452828/posts

[AngelesCrestHighway]