Your story has given me an idea. I should walk into Whole Foods, find the youngest worker I can find, and ask them where they keep the Soylent Green. I wonder how long I could keep a straight face while they look through all their soy merchandise trying to find it.
You can have fun with the young cashiers if they ‘ax’ you for a zip code say quickly I 8 1 U 8 1 2, most will try and enter it , then look puzzled and ‘ax’ again, and again quickly say I 8 1 U 8 1 2, never fails.