[The Comedian]

Anxiously awaiting a link to any of a number of geophysical journals containing anything that shows the type of correlation you seem to idiotically support. Why don’t you go have a reading done?

Time for you to have your fear of knowledge treated by application of leaches. Message for you from the Flat Earthers: Don't travel by train. Acceleration beyond 5pmh will result in your death.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[stormer]

Flat Earther, huh? Whatever. When you have an actual point to make, get back to me. Hope you don’t get lost in the moronic... I mean, harmonic convergence. Before I go, I have to ask - which ones should we fear most, the Grays, the Reptilians, or the Nordics?