[The Comedian]

I know, math is hard.

Who's winning on Idol?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[stormer]

Anxiously awaiting a link to any of a number of geophysical journals containing anything that shows the type of correlation you seem to idiotically support. Why don’t you go have a reading done?