[TigerLikesRooster]

P!

[BigCinBigD]

Toss him a poison fish head and watch him jump.

[SAJ]

Similarities:

1) Both so malnourished that their uniforms look like they're hanging off a NY model;

2) Same remarkably stupid facial look;

3) Same knowledge that if they don't look stupid and subservient that their next meal may be a long time coming.

Other than that, grave threats to stray cats and dogs, both of them.

[Jack Hammer]

Guy top left: “Oh, man, another half hour on duty and I really gotta take a dump.”

[Jack Hammer]

Guy upper right: “If they find out I’m gay, I’m screwed.”

Guy lower center: “Those bastards got all the cold cream on the planet.”

[apillar]

Dang, that battle helmet looks circa 1950. You would think they would watch our soldiers in some Iraq war footage to see how modern army's dress.

[Rappini]

First of all they are all sloppy looking and the last guy has been breaking to many bricks with his right hand. He should skip the Tae Kwon Do.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Sheesh. Sterlize a pin and pierce that massive, pus-filled BOIL on your frikkin right hand, boy!!

Or dont they have common medical treatment in the Korean Peoples Army?? LOL

[SevenofNine]

Hey Monk get in here you got photoshop this ROFL

[a fool in paradise]

Need to be careful taking a hot pocket sandwich out of the microwave. You can get third degree burns...

[gaijin]

My reaction is different:

I don’t like them, indeed I hate them. But...I am COMPLETELY confident that in a fight with no weapon (or just with blunt weapons or blades)they’d best MOST of our troops.

They have a really special type of tenacity born in them, and they’re brought up in a system that whips that up into a brain-washed frenzy. They are the Irish of Asia.

The Norks ARE into artificial displays, yes, but I don’t have the tiniest doubt that these guys are genuinely yearning for a fight; they think they have been deeply wronged —but US. That is why their knuckles are calloused; they have been told we are on the verge of coming over the wire to kill them, and for no reason at all.

I think they’re tough as hell and they have a flamboyant contempt for death.

They are not large, but Japan has taught me to doubt the value of large body size for a person who has been brainwashed that he’s somehow a victim and considers hate his friend.

If we have to fight them I’d advise casting aside ALLLLL MERCY, because we’d nnnnnnnnever get it from them.

[Little Ray]

Ya know, I sometimes wonder: What if the South Koreans put a bunch of stands just across the border in sight of the North Korean Army that said “Free Noodles! All You Can Eat!”

And served anyone who came up for them...