[Allegra]

I carry around pictures of my favorite socks.

And my collection of fire hydrant photos.

They're a gas at parties.

[shibumi]

"They're a gas at parties."

I like having gas at parties.

One of my favorite things is to stroll around the room, leaving "Silent-But-Deadly" calling cards in groups of two or three, so that people will start looking askance at one another.

My usual preparation involves a sack of White Castles, or a big plate of Serbian Cevapci with raw onion.