To: Free ThinkerNY
I guess they did not want anymore customers behind the 8 ball.
2 posted on
05/25/2010 4:40:54 PM PDT by
Mr. Jazzy
("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’d wager that everyone that is issued a phone number will eventually die.
You heard it here first!
3 posted on
05/25/2010 4:41:14 PM PDT by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist" - I Hate Mexico)
To: Free ThinkerNY
This is nothing compared to the body count being racked up by that extremely deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide.
4 posted on
05/25/2010 4:42:54 PM PDT by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
suspended? phooey! I want to give it to....
5 posted on
05/25/2010 4:46:28 PM PDT by
isom35
To: Free ThinkerNY
So it was the NUMBER! Being a mob boss or drug smuggler had nothing to do with it...
6 posted on
05/25/2010 4:47:36 PM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: Free ThinkerNY; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; earlJam; Gamecock; F15Eagle; ReneeLynn
ELAINE: Bobby, you gotta stop calling your Gammy.
Why?
Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before and sometimes when Gammy’s not alone. Your parents still haven’t said anything to you about your Gammy? (sighs)
All right, here we go. (coughing) Gammy doesn’t feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok. Good-bye, Bobby. Don’t call anymore. I’m dead now. Gotta go.
7 posted on
05/25/2010 4:51:19 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(I'm converting to Mormonism to piss off Colofornian. But I'll be going commando.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Hmm...so, yeah, if I were an organized crime member involved in drug smuggling and with hundreds of violent people after me who happened to be professional killers, there’s no way I’d use that phone number. Too dangerous.
To: Free ThinkerNY
I was gonna say....someone should suspend Russians...but then that has already been taken care of.... LOL!
10 posted on
05/25/2010 4:58:09 PM PDT by
BossLady
(No More Corona in Arizona!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“...shot while eating out with a model...”
Post alternate punchlines, if you dare.....
11 posted on
05/25/2010 4:58:39 PM PDT by
G Larry
To: Free ThinkerNY
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If you believe in things you don't understand....
12 posted on
05/25/2010 5:04:19 PM PDT by
Touch Not the Cat
(Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ironically that number would be seen as lucky in China where their phones likely was manufactured.
13 posted on
05/25/2010 5:15:24 PM PDT by
VanDeKoik
(Iran doesnt have a 2nd admendment. Ya s ee how that turned out?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
14 posted on
05/25/2010 5:22:13 PM PDT by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The most glaring common thread I see to the deaths is drugs, not the mobile number, but hey, it must be the tin-foil hat on me.
16 posted on
05/25/2010 6:07:31 PM PDT by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(3V3Ry71N' 084M4 D03z 83N3f17Z MU5l1mz. c01NC1d3nc3?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
It doesn’t sound like the number had anything to do with it. Mob boss is a dangerous occupation.
To: Free ThinkerNY
I can think of one guy that I would like this number assigned to........just sayin
21 posted on
05/25/2010 7:10:11 PM PDT by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: Free ThinkerNY
So it's not the radiation from the antenna after all!
It's all those damn little segments being lit!
23 posted on
05/25/2010 8:01:21 PM PDT by
Erasmus
(Looks like we're between a lithic outcropping and a region of low compressibility.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
No word yet on 867-5309 because Jenny, Jenny will be pi$$ed.
25 posted on
05/25/2010 8:20:24 PM PDT by
The Cajun
(Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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