Posted on 05/06/2010 11:20:00 AM PDT by Mind Freed
MOVING TO MEXICO
Dear President Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1.) Free medical care for my entire family.
2.) English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3.) Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4.) I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5.) Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6.) I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7.) Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8.) I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9.) I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10.) In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11.) I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U. S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12.) I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13.) Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14.) I want to receive free food stamps.
15.) Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16.) I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17.) Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't. pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18.) Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico.
I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
Bienvenidos. There are already between 1 million and 2 million Americans and Canadians living full time in Mexico. You will have no trouble here.
Yeah, that’s why Mexico got rid of all their peons, so the rich Americans could move in.
By the time the administration is through, there won’t be a border.
Hope they are legal...
I know a woman who was going to buy property and move down there, but decided against it.
Seemed risky to me. The way things are, they could decide at any time to simply seize the property of anyone not a “native born” Mexican.
See ya!
Please tell me that was sent DIRECTLY to the white house!!!
(and every politician and news organization)
Good riddance. Only cowards abandon their country in a time of need.
Um? In case you missed the whole point of the post, it is an absurd way to show what exactly illegals are getting from OUR government right now. I’m not actually going anywhere. No need to call anyone a coward.
I swear, FR is getting some really stoopid readers these days. Can you people not realize sarcasm when you read it?
I am afraid that liberalism is rubbing off on them...they seem to pass through this site, looking to be offended.
Wow....is this a form letter? It seems to be posted daily now.
Yeah, I didn’t think that anyone would actually think I was moving to Mexico.
Do tell. Some of the comments on this thread are really surprising to me.
I thought Freepers ate sarcasm for breakfast. Go figure.
“I’m moving to Mexico”
You may have the place to yourself.
I don’t see how there could possibly be anyone left down there.
Yep, give it a month or two, it'll be you, a couple of drug pins and the ten richest families in the world.
No moving, but maybe I should try to get a good suntan, and change my name to Pedro Gonzelas, or something like that, as the illegal aliens are treated like VIP's , and Celebrities, and get mucho rewards and perks!
PING
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Sad, but true.
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