Posted on 05/04/2010 4:11:00 PM PDT by JoeProBono
MENOMONIE, Wis.- Workers at a Wisconsin bar said Milwaukee Bucks fans were distracted from a game by a pair of real bucks crashing through the front doors.
Employees at the Stout Ale House in Menomonie said a number of basketball fans were watching the Sunday playoff game between the Bucks and the Atlanta Hawks when the two deer broke through the doors of the bar and restaurant about 12:30 p.m., Chippewa Valley Newspapers reported Tuesday.
"They crashed right into the front door and knocked it right off its hinges," said Ale House Vice President Dave Burg. "One of the deer appeared to be a little dazed, and two customers were able to wrestle that one to the ground. The other one just took off for the skybox area."
He said General Manager Jay Ouellette and employee Dan Kniess cornered the second buck and led it out of the establishment.
Burg said no one was injured and the damage, which he estimated at less than $2,000, will likely be paid for by his insurance company.
The Bucks lost the game 95-74.
Tinks 69 is some powerful stuff.
Oh deer!
Fear the Deer.
The Schwarz must be really active.
:-)
A One Eye Deer Walks Into A Bar . . .
It sits on a stool next to a patron in a camo hat, flips up his eye patch to reveal a glass eye he swiped from a taxidermist. He orders a beer. When he reaches for the beer – right then – his bar stool breaks in two. He hits the floor – wham – spilling his beer everywhere.
Worse yet, his patch was up and when he landed it popped his cosmetic anomaly out. Mixed with the laughter was the sound of it rolling across the floor out of sight. Uh . . . it was loud because deer eyes are big. Okay?
What is a one eyed deer to do? Pick himself up, avoid a punchline and start reading a website called Free Republic where people can post news articles and ideas about how to make things better.
Sign at bar - “The Buck Stops Here”
Seat belt is “BUCKled”.
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