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Man Snacks On Lightbulbs (Has Eaten 1500 Bulbs)
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| Monday, May 03 2010
Posted on 05/03/2010 10:46:20 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows
Something tells me his filament doesn’t heat up evenly.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:48:09 AM PDT
by
Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
(We bury Democrats face down so that when they scratch, they get closer to home.)
To: NEW YORKCITYGOPMAN
“I only eat the bulb during breakfast, and each day no more than one bulb.”
Now class, I want you to sing along with the nearly famous NEWYORKCITYGOPMAN. Just follow me and use the melody of Auld Lang Syne.
“It may be true, for all we know, yes it really may be true.
It may be true for all we know, but it sounds like bull to me.”
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:50:00 AM PDT
by
NEW YORKCITYGOPMAN
('he who creates something worthwhile, never dies.'')
To: nickcarraway
He doesn’t sound too bright to me.
To: nickcarraway
I’ve heard of being a light eater, but really, this is ridiculous.
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:52:19 AM PDT
by
Piranha
(Obama won like Bernie Madoff attracted investors: by lying about his values, policy and plans.)
To: nickcarraway
I wonder if he has switched to compact florescent yet
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:52:43 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: al baby
I wonder if he has tried free range Wagyu bulbs.
To: nickcarraway
Can you imagine what his colonoscopy photos look like?
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:53:44 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(ARIZONA 2010 is historic. It is the Alamo, it is THE BATTLE between US Sovereignty and Reconquista.)
To: nickcarraway
Anything more then one light bulb each day would be sheer gluttony...
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:54:01 AM PDT
by
xenob
To: nickcarraway
Something is not screwed in right
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:55:01 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)
To: nickcarraway
He better stock up on the old bulbs, CFL bulbs have mercury.
To: nickcarraway
I was at a “club’ in Vegas one time and there was a guy in there three or more sheets to the wind and he was eating cocktail glasses. Biting the rim off and chewing it. They escorted him out when the front of his shirt was covered in blood. Craziest thing I’d heard of until I read this.
Think this guy quivers when he has his morning constitutional?
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:57:18 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(Liberty is all a good man needs to succeed.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:58:08 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/03/2010 10:59:28 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
To: Slings and Arrows
All your bulbs are belong to us.
To: IamConservative
That could be funny if one used sugar glass to make a wine glass .....
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posted on
05/03/2010 11:05:52 AM PDT
by
GraceG
If this guy gets gas, his pharts will pale the Northern Lights!!
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posted on
05/03/2010 11:06:16 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(TEA wakes up America !)
To: nickcarraway
It’s probably a preventative measure on his part.
There’s nothing like a nice coating of powdered glass in the large intestine to make an eel lose his appetite REAL quick.
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posted on
05/03/2010 11:08:20 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: WayneS
Not if it was an ELECTRIC eel.
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posted on
05/03/2010 11:18:01 AM PDT
by
attiladhun2
(The Free World has a new leader--his name is Benjamin Netanyahu)
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