[OldDeckHand]

Barney Frank could not be reached for comment.

[warpsmith]

shocking.

[r9etb]

I really, REALLY wish I had not opened this thread....

[dfwgator]

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum.

Rectum?

[JPG]

Lindsey....did you do that?

[MAD-AS-HELL]

I wonder if he went to the doctor saying, “I feel eel?”

[Darksheare]

“and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.”

Swamp gas, swamp arse, same thing.
Right?
*ugh*

Prank?
I don’t think so..

[dead]

Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The prank went awry?

How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

[WOBBLY BOB]

So that’s the “ancient Chinese secret”.

[TexasFreeper2009]

Surely this happened in San Francisco.

[Chet 99]

Countdown to the “No Thanks” thread pull... 3... 2...

[WayneS]

Was one of the friends Richard Gere?

[sand lake bar]

This kind of thing really burns my a**.

[dfwgator]

"My rectum is full of eels."

[Frantzie]

Prank gone awry or wrong? How would this “prank” have gone right? Sick.

[metmom]

Definitely not a ping.

[FarmerW]

ON MY! It ate his colon..

[isthisnickcool]

[beethovenfan]

That gives Bawney Fwank goose-bumps.

[SparkyBass]

With friends like that, who needs enemas?!

[JPG]

For eternity he’ll have to answer the question...”and how did you go?”