Not really smart to pull crap like this when most everyone in the building is wearing a gun.
Isn’t a dog’s mouth cleaner than a toilet seat?
Well, we’ve got a real “scandal” going on at our house. The dogs lick us in the face here... hoo-boy!
LOL ...
Isn’t that what got Andrew Johnson impeached?
Someone is peanut bitter...
Gotta tell ya ... from the headline, I thought that was going to be a lot worse.
SnakeDoc
I want to know who wrote the Headline????
You don’t even know what type of story I was expecting...
:)
I want to know who wrote the Headline????
You don’t even know what type of story I was expecting...
:)
Better than if Jesse Jackson had spit in it. Eeeeeww!
It reminds me of the old joke about the new cowboy on a cattle drive, who has sat down to dinner at the chuck wagon and is handed a plate that is dirty.
“Say,” he says to ‘Cookie’, “Mah plate is dirty!”
“It’s as clean as water can make it!”, replies Cookie.
The cowboy figures that even with the hardship of the cattle drive, that his plate is filthy. Covered in rancid grease, it is downright nasty, and puts him off his feed.
“Yew sure?”, he says. “It looks pretty foul if you ask me!”
“Well, ah didn’t ask yew!”, said Cookie. “That plate is as clean as water can make it!” Then he ponders for a few seconds.
“Here,” he says, taking the plate, “I’ll show you! Here, water! Here, boy!”
Then the trail dog trots up, sniffs the plate, then walks away.
“Thass what I said,” says Cookie. “Clean as water can make it.”
My cats steal food from my plate all the time. Edgar, who is a big male tom, loves fried rice. If I blink slowly or leave the table for any reason...
The first time it happened I threw out the plate. The second time, I tried to trim the edges of where he ate.
After about the fourth or fifth time, I gave up. Sometimes we have a fight over who gets the chicken.
Whew, I was wondering why the officers would want to lick a nasty dog.
Almost anyone can be a cop in S. Florida. Cops fired from other states know this well.
I am very disappointed in the actual story. Shoulda just stuck w/ the headline.