[backwoods-engineer]

"It's a waste of manpower. We're short cops to begin with and we don't have enough cops to waste answering calls of statues committing suicide."

YEAH! The cops have enough to do answering calls from people who can't get their Chicken McNuggets!

A little public service announcement: Remember, folks, the police have no duty to protect a particular citizen. Calling 911 is the last thing you should do to protect yourself.

[JoeProBono]